It has come to my attention that more guilds have left due to a "lack of WoE presence" or a "lack of competition." Or "rage-quitting." I've even heard some people left to "take a break," of all the disgusting rhetoric. [Spits.]
Naivety on the left hand, foolishness on the right.
I should be changing my cat's litter, vacuuming the house, eating more of a breakfast than jalapenos, doing my school work ahead of time, and roughly nine other odd pieces - but, this seems way more important than.. eating and preventing my cat from using the living room carpet as his restroom.
Celestial Being is dead. I attempted to prevent its death, it is true. However, cowardice let it fall into ruin. What can I say, the [Celestial Champions] became yellow, frail, and weak. What few that still play, "lol-WoE" every now and again for random guilds, happily letting the [Celestial Dream] die. Such pompous buffoonery is..!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EjljIafvT4&feature=related
..acceptable because I honestly don't want anyone who quit Celestial Being back in the new guild formed as the second coming of [Celestial]. They were super lame, still are, I spit on their graves given they are now officially dead to me. Incidentally, I'm going to make a thread with Photoshopped graves, so people can place spit on them as well. This will be your sacrifice, lest you incur my wrath. Resistance is futile.
[STATUS]
===================================================-Fortunately, no more horrible Gundam 00 or Gurren Lagann references! We're going to make good nerd references. Perhaps Crossbone Gundam or Breath of Fire related. Yeah.
-I'm the actual guild leader this time. I'm going to make people cry.
-I will take anyone who tries to "act racist" to belittle our image, eat them, and defecate them into a trash can myself. Looking at you, Kozan.
-We will slowly amass our power. It will seem like ages. Likely because I'm going to be playing League of Legends and my highly modified Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion a lot. But when we do eventually strike, none of your guilds will even be able to hold your ground for but an instant. The stale means of defending an Emperium room I've analyzed to death, and found all loopholes therein; it will be crushed in but a single motion. I will become a dictator of this server, controlling each and every WoE Castle with an iron fist. Morning, Afternoon, Night, SE, I will have COMPLETE DOMINANCE.
-We've still got fajiiiiitaaaaasssss.
Know the horizon of the future is depth-less for I, yet for those of you whom would pale away, quit, or enlist in guilds against my favor.. it is but the darkest night, slipping into the depths of oblivion, wah-hahahaha, HAHHAHAHAH,
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Also, I will act super nice to you if you convince Bobby to give me that Paper Bag Hat. That pretty much decides whether I act benevolent and kind as your ruler or whether I enlist strict MVP ganking strategies and control the entire server like a tyrant. I want that Paper Bag Hat. I have Faust. I can use it more than he can.
MAKE IT HAPPEN, [Swishes his cape.] HAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA