It's that time again children, KYYRINS RANDOM STORY TIME THAT IS.
Some people might remember my stories of shortness and absolutly-no-senseness. ;D
Yay not words.
Some sentences may not be sentences. Oxymoron.
~Our story starts with a lovely scene, a place that's split into a sand bank with random palm trees, and lush mini islands
connected by bridges.
"MAY. WHY THE HELL ARE WE HERE AGAIN?" a particulary loud female wizard yelled.
"Because, KYYRIN. I want Ghostring card. Or something. I don't even know, HEY LOOK A BIRD," replied another female, this
one being of the sage class.
"I don't even understand why you would want one. You don't exactly put your stats into VIT. Plus, I can't even hit the damn
thing my -sparkles- BEAUTIFUL ACID DEMONSTRATION~!" a flamboyant male creator danced as he followed along.
"NO ONE ASKED YOU PRETTY BOY." May pointed at Richie and started waving her arms frantically.
Others in the current party included Fey, Nightbringer, Nikko, and Vigo. The last three had no idea why they were even
there. Maybe because they were bored. Or maybe because May threatened them with the promise of shoving straws up there nose
while they slept.
"MAY YOUR SO CUTE AND SQUISHY WHEN YOU YELL~" Fey squee'd and went over to crush May in a hug.
"I'M NOT CUTE." May said as she attempted to squirm out of Feys grip. While this was going onnnnnnn...
"WHACK. BOOM. WHACK. TAKE THAT GHOSTRING! I ARE THE UBER HAX KYYRIN! FEAR MY WAND. YOU AND YOUR GHOSTLYNESS" yelled the
wizard as she smacked the Ghostring in the head.
Nightbringer, Nikko, and Vigo had a face kinda like "ಠ_ಠ" going on.
Then Vigo yelled, "DO A BARREL ROLL!"
For some reason, everyone dropped what they were doing, and did a barrel roll.
Then a random novice came by, poked the Ghostring, and it died. The novice then ran off with the itemsd and logged out.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" May cried in agony and writhed on the grass.
Everyone looked at her funny.
...Well, except Fey.
"MAY YOUR SO CUTE WHEN YOUR WRITHING IN AGONY ON THE GROUND!" she squee'd again and crushed her again.
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, OMI AND MITS RAN PAST EVERYONE OUTTA NO WHERE SCREAMING LIKE GIRLS.
We thought they finally lost it, but when everyone looked in the direction they ran from, a look of horror crossed
everyones faces. Except May and Kyyrin. BUT KYYRIN AND MAY HAD A REASON.
You see. It was the dreadful. Full sized. HORRIBLE. BONE CRUNCHING. KILLER. PINK.
Pori. Pori.
Except, Pori Pori had been trying to avoid the gang involved in the last incident. The Albert incident. The ICE CREAM
INCIDENT.
"MAYYYYYYYY?"
"KYYYYYYYYRRRIIIIINNNNN?"
"I SEE CHOCOLATE. AND MORE ICE CREAM."
"OH SNAP REALLY? I SEE SKITTLES."
"OH MAI GAWD RLY. KAY LETS GO."
The rest of the group was confused, as May and Kyyrin backed up, then looked at eachother, and nodded, and ran forward full
force toward the Pori Pori with a battle cry about Sparta, pancakes, and glowsticks. It seemed insane.
BUT EVERYONE ELSE DID THE SAME THING ANYWAYS.
And everyone jumped into the Pori Pori. Just like that.
"OMG I'M SWIMMING GAIS." Richie exclaimed as he 'swam' through the huge Pori Pori. He seemed oddly excited about swimming
in a Pori Pori.
"OMNOMNOMNOM" went the other guys, NB, Vigo, and Nikko. They had already found out Pori Pori tastes nummy. May and Kyyrin
had already began swimming to the treats the Pori Pori had. Fey just went into a thoughtful sitting position inside the
Pori Pori, and was sorta levitating, as she moved up and down.
The Pori Pori freaked out.
"OHMAN NOT AGAIN. HUMANS. INSIDE ME. FELLOW PORINGS HALP?" The Pori rolled around on the ground.
The Porings just looked at Pori funny, then exploded. Lulululululul.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE EATING ME. AHHHHHHHHHHHH.OH GAWD THE PAIN. I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS ANYMORE."
...Pori Pori had legs?
ANYWAYS, IT KEPT SHRINKING IN SIZE AS THE HUNGRY TRAVELLERS ATE IT. TILL IT WAS ALLLLLL GONE.
"Whoooooo that was -hic- awesomeeeee."
"Omnomnom-hic-nomnomnom."
"May your so cuteeeeeee."
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
"I'M STILL SWIMMING."
THEN A WILD KIANA APPEARED.
"IT SEEMS YOU GUYS HAVE DEFEATED MY PORI PORI! BUT NO MATTER! I'LL BE BACK WITH SOMETHING MORE THREATENING! LIKE AN
ECLIPSE. MUHAHAHAHAH!" and with that the GM jumped away laughing maniacally in Lights voice.
I'LL BE BACK.
Kay I'm done.
Random Story Tiemz- PG?
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Okie, its `12 at night and I can't stop laughing my butt off xD
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o.o
Kyyrin, Are you on some sort of meds? Cause i really think you need to be. Rather "interesting" story here.
Kyyrin, Are you on some sort of meds? Cause i really think you need to be. Rather "interesting" story here.
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Lol May. XD
NOPE. NO MEDS.
YOU SILLY FLAMBOYANT BOY YOU~
Hehehe.
NOPE. NO MEDS.
YOU SILLY FLAMBOYANT BOY YOU~
Hehehe.
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Why wasn't I included..? lmao
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Cause I'm still getting to know peoples. ;A;
AND IT'S REALLY HARD TO STICK MORE THAN 10 PEOPLE IN A SHORT STORY.
Don't worry, I'll have more when I'm bored. 8D
AND IT'S REALLY HARD TO STICK MORE THAN 10 PEOPLE IN A SHORT STORY.
Don't worry, I'll have more when I'm bored. 8D
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"MAY YOUR SO CUTE WHEN YOUR WRITHING IN AGONY ON THE GROUND!" she squee'd."
I died a little. in laughter.
I died a little. in laughter.
Maidei - 96/something gypsy
Feyuda - 99/50 Taekwon Ranker
Feyr - 99/69 High Priest
Aelia - 85/something Lord Knight
And anything else with "Fey" in the name.
Feyuda - 99/50 Taekwon Ranker
Feyr - 99/69 High Priest
Aelia - 85/something Lord Knight
And anything else with "Fey" in the name.
Re: Random Story Tiemz- PG?
Well...that was interesting to say the least...
Fey: Saphen! He's our Hero! Gonna bring my SP up from Zero!
Re: Random Story Tiemz- PG?
Fey, you have no idea how hard I was laughing while /writing it/, let alone re-reading it LOL. XD
INTERESTING STORY IS INTERESTING.
...Ffftttt I need inspiration for next part. XD
INTERESTING STORY IS INTERESTING.
...Ffftttt I need inspiration for next part. XD
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Gahhhh reply I want to read the new part in full