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i like tuk he funny
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Phuong wrote:i like tuk he funny
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A Norwegian man named Salvesen was wandering in the woods alone one October morning, presumably in search of the rest of his name. What he found instead was a bull moose, glowing with white hot person murdering anger.

The moose charged at Salvesen, who dove behind some trees. He raised his ax and smashed one of the moose's legs, snapping the bone. Deciding it was time to "take the belt off," the moose hit Salvesen with its horns, badly bruising him, then tried to trample the man beneath its hoofs.

Salvesen, in no mood to run away, channeled the energy of his Viking ancestors and swung the ax into the moose's head, dropping it to the ground. He grabbed it by the horns to try and finish the job, but the moose drop kicked him like Chris Jericho and limped off into the woods to write an emotional LiveJournal account of the altercation.

Salvesen, with his cool-as-hell name and ax-wielding encounter with a rampaging moose, proves once and for all that everything awesome happens in Norway. Moose will kick your ass, but he boldly stood his ground and fought off a nigh-invulnerable opponent with nothing but a simple tool and the muscle memory of his forefathers.
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Epic.
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Emoke wrote:o so you a tuk fanboi?
you gon link dis to him and be liek
O SHIET LOOK I TROLLING EMOKE
and hes gon be liek
o shiet u pro man wan 2 cyber
and ur gonna be liek fk ya lemme see that black d***

please get real kid
^___^
almost as epic as this guys post lol'd irl
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Close this topic /dum
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Back on a serious note, the server's been laggy for me for past two days so I haven't been playing much. And I'll be off from my home computer (and thus from RO) for next few days....so I'll be back at weekend.
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wtf hypnos, they didnt kill u?
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minzo wrote:wtf hypnos, they didnt kill u?
i was tanking their whole guild while potting aloes.
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